The Next Time I Buy A Cape

Look at this lovely floral motif camisole. So light and breezy, a perfect garment for a summertime picnic. A motherfucking shirtIt even

comes complete with a scarf-ey cape-y overlay. Oooooh. What style.

Fuck this fucking shirt straight to the seventh hell

I’ve spent the last half an hour trying to untangle the cape contraption just to get this to hang the right way on the goddamn hanger. It’s like untangling a chain with twenty knots in it. Had I known this was going to be such a pain in the ass, I wouldn’t have haphazardly tossed it in the laundry pile. I would have never gotten this godforsaken complicated shirt in the first place.

deep breath

ok, done

Dont ever buy shirts with built-in capes.

Fuck this shirt

Fuck this shirt

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Person of interest. Surrogate extraordinaire. Sorry about the mess. View all posts by Helen

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